yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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