it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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