I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.