There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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