dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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