It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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