is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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