living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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