We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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