doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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