roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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