i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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