Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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