I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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