You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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