we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
And then he peed in my hair
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