I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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