belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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