Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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