Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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