As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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