He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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