You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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