Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
handjob tips. give me some.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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