We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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