I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the day after is always just damage control
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
the raccoons are back...
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