I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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