I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I will pee on everything he values.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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