I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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