Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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