your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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