I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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