Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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