in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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