what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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