When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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