can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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