don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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