do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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