new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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