I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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