walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's shark week go big or go home
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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