Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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