That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Your dad touched me again.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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