something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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