i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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