It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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