where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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