community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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