In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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