Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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