what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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