I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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