Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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